All the keyboards today suck!

I just went to look for a new keyboard. I have a Logitech G15 and while it's a nice keyboard, it has too big of a footprint, pus it still has a cable. So I went to MicroCenter today to see if they had other keyboards, one where the delete key is in the normal spot and one where the function keys exist, but wireless… Nothing…They can't they create a keybaord like the old IBM 104, but wireless?